1. There’s nothing you can do behind your desk that can’t be more effectively accomplished with a beautiful, long-haired, chain-smoking woman lying naked next to you in bed.
2. Suits are cool, as long as you wear them without shoes or socks.
3. Bribery is an acceptable form of argument.
4. Never sign your tax returns. Have your wife do that.
5. Meat is not murder. Meet is murder.