If you are a man, please do not finish reading this post. This is not reverse psychology. I’m not telling you not to read it only because I want you to. I’m telling you not to because it’s in your best interest. This post concerns things men shouldn’t worry their pretty little heads about. So you just scroll right on by this one, or visit my dear friend Nicki or Sheila or Tracey because I am sure they would not post something as batshit insane as I am about to post right now.
Men, if you’re still here, this is on you. I’m completely disclaimed.
THEY ARE BIGGER THAN A BOTTLE OF PERRIER!
But are they bigger than a bottle of Evian?